Worst Film You've Ever Seen

[JayKnow]

I'm gonna say Top Gun. I didn't hate watching it (I've never seen a film I hated watching), but it was utterly rubbish.

[Ginafish]

Spawn... while on my honeymoon.

[thartley]

Triple X (XXX) starring Vin Diesel

[Sean]

YOUR CRAZY!!!! TOP GUN IS A CLASSIC...
Iceman...."It's the way he flies, ice cold, no mistakes"

[HorseFilms]

It's a toss up because I've seen so many. Two of my favorites right now have to be Mr. Jingles:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0810743/

and Malibu Beach Vampires:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0362843/

[PK]

"Hardware" is the only film I've walked out of the theater while watching. It's about a killer robot (so you'd think it would be good - lol). At one point a woman comes home and says, "Wait, I didn't close my mini-blinds." And then the robot comes out from behind the blinds and attacks her. Imagine a huge killer robot turning a little plastic rod to close the mini-blinds and that's how bad this movie was.

[ZeroG]

Caddyshack II - Why mess with a classic?

From Justin to Kelly - a mistake.

The Master of Desguise - Dana Carvey can do better.

[wendygirl]

I have two: Spawn and A.I.

together, a total waste of 5 hours of my life.

[Mus.]

I think I'll go with Evil Dead. I saw it like two years ago. For some unimagineable reason it was K18 (I guess that's M or AO in USA) and I was expecting a great horror flick but what I got was some clumsy, claymation comedy supposed to be scary. It made no sense. A week later they showed the third part of the series and it was purposely made into a comedy (for example, the only survivor from the first movie now had a chainsaw as a hand), so I guess even the director had realized how badly he had failed.

[HorseFilms]

I think I'll go with Evil Dead. I saw it like two years ago. For some unimagineable reason it was K18 (I guess that's M or AO in USA) and I was expecting a great horror flick but what I got was some clumsy, claymation comedy supposed to be scary. It made no sense. A week later they showed the third part of the series and it was purposely made into a comedy (for example, the only survivor from the first movie now had a chainsaw as a hand), so I guess even the director had realized how badly he had failed.

Blasphemy!

[Stasven]

Probably Session 9. It's supposed to be a horror movie but the acting is horrible and the story is pretty weak.

[Jane]

I would go with..... *drumroll please*

MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE

I didn't live through it in it's intended state though- I thoroughly enjoyed the Mistery Science Theater 3000 version! Soooo bad, but soooo made fun of and hilarious!

[HorseFilms]

I would go with..... *drumroll please*

MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE

I didn't live through it in it's intended state though- I thoroughly enjoyed the Mistery Science Theater 3000 version! Soooo bad, but soooo made fun of and hilarious!

One of my favorite episodes (along with Space Mutiny, I Accuse My Parents and Mitchell).

[JayKnow]

YOUR CRAZY!!!! TOP GUN IS A CLASSIC...

I knee someone would say that. Anyway I'd like to change my answer to a draw between Bowfinger, a comedy with not one good joke, and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, which was ridiculously overdone and had an awful ending. Top Gun comes a close 3rd.

[BigSlow]

I think I'll go with Evil Dead. I saw it like two years ago. For some unimagineable reason it was K18 (I guess that's M or AO in USA) and I was expecting a great horror flick but what I got was some clumsy, claymation comedy supposed to be scary. It made no sense. A week later they showed the third part of the series and it was purposely made into a comedy (for example, the only survivor from the first movie now had a chainsaw as a hand), so I guess even the director had realized how badly he had failed.

Well, the movie was originally made to be a cheesy over-the-top horror comedy. Evil Dead II just added onto that, and then Army of Darkness just perfected it. I mean come on, a tree attacking a woman..this is a family forum, so I won't get into that, but anyone who had seen Evil Dead 1 knows what I'm referring to. I can understand why you wouldn't have liked it, especially if you went into it expecting a pure horror flick, but it is a classic, and tops when it comes to B-movie gorefests in my opinion.

For me, Talladega Nights was the worst ever. Actually, any Will Ferrell movie really. Considering all he does is play the same character in different occupations it's not much of a stretch to say if you don't like one, you won't like any. I had been on the verge of turning it off and when they did a clip of Sacha Baron Cohen's character walking through his stables and they made some comment about how his horses were even gay, and I practically threw my controller through my tv. First time in 10 years I turned a movie off without finishing it.

[thartley]

First and Second Runners Up would be:

Ice Pirates
King Solomon's Mine

But the grand slam winner goes to:
Triple X (,or XXX)

[In2Kermit]

The worst film I've ever seen is SAW. Only because I was so terrified at the end of it, I was shaking. I could just see someone actually doing that to another human being. Now as far as stupid acting, or badly made films, that's a toss. Malibu's Most Wanted was awful.