Sadly that's not me, that's just some picture I picked when I searched for pictures with the keyword "avatar".


It won't be the same, it's not your real face. Unless you've somehow managed to become cel shaded.

Also, yay for the counter.

How am I supposed to draw moustaches on your face now? And yes, great job PK. And anyone else who worked on it.

Well actually hemp is the plant part, marijuana is the flower part that gets you high. Or maybe it was the other way around. Anyway, hemp reverses the effect. So sadly I won't die while high if my hemp hut catches fire.

Well that's to be expected when dealing with someone with dreadlocks. Yes, my new goal in life is to become a perfect stereotype. Not only will I use wax containing hemp in my hair but also wear hemp clothes, make hemp pie and stew, quench my thirst with delicious, freshly squeezed hemp juice and of course also start smoking ganja. I might even replace the playlist on my mp3 player with six hours of pre-recorded "hemp field breeze". Oh yes, it will be glorious.

Also,


here I basically insighfully discuss the relation of our competition with photos containing new stuff (glasses, hair) and your strange hobby of consuming old pretzels and long island iced teas, something you've only told me about, wink wink, nudge nudge. Because if they're old, as usual, you have no chance of winning.


This illustrates the sad reality of an old fool and his nonsensical ramblings. In a nutshell, it says "thank you for your compliment, I agree."

I even prepared a diagram of my train of thoughts to further clear it up.

Ah, but is it a new pretzel stick and long island ice tea? Seeing as you have that weird hobby, chances are they're not very new at all. And yes, they do do that quite jolly well. Fresh like Fredrick.

I wish that was a real product.

I see your glasses and raise you a hairstyle.

I guess it depends on what the special was that day. Tomato soup, perhaps?

It's always a bit odd to see how serious this stuff is in the US or some other bigger country since there really isn't any epic school battles like this in Finland. Perhaps because there's 295 million people more over there than here. I see shows like Made where high school students already are practically suffocating in school and hobby stuff and then from somewhere get an idea that they want to learn how to ride a dirt bike, in six weeks. Mmmadness. I barely find the energy and motivation to go to school while you pour your hearts and souls into "secondary" stuff like this. Very admirable. I'd salute you if I had the energy.

Maybe thartley knows something you don't. The plot thickens.

Well, according to the show Supernatural vampires just need human blood and don't age, those being the only real differences between humans and vampires. They had fangs though, to penetrate the skin. Oh and only a silver bullet kills them. New age, new interpretations. James Bond doesn't drink martinis and vampires aren't vampire-like, the world is going crazy.

Yeah I read somewhere about a zookeeper getting hospitalized after being attacked by one of the zoo's anteaters. But who can stay mad at them when they have such funny snouts and puffy tails?




Ta dah, Isara's new mascot.

It can't have been easy to judge from his fierce, unamused look.

That's great, he definitely deserves it. Congrats PK.

That has no relevance to this. I just think anteaters are funny, even more so when they're wearing shirts. Happy birthday.

So I entered the keywords "chompoo birthday" and this came up in the results. I don't know if it's a video from the future showing you on your deathbed or not but happy birthday anyway.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/P1AU32AaZaI&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/P1AU32AaZaI&rel=1</a>

I have a soft spot for jokes with bad puns. This can be our little huge, world-famous joke zone, the PUNJAB of PUNS. See? See? I'll start with this nice joke.

A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP... BUMP... behind him. He looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him ...BUMP... BUMP...BUMP... The man keeps walking, unwilling to get involved in whatever that strange coffin is about. He looks back one last time and sees that the coffin is closing in on him with increasing speed. Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...faster... faster... BUMP...BUMP...BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...on the heals of the terrified man. He looks around and rushes upstairs. He heads to the bathroom and locks the door behind him. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. Suddenly the man can hear the coffin hopping up the stairs, with the lid still flapping about. clappity-BUMP-clappity...clappity-BUMP-clappity. It nears the bathroom door. With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but he can't find anything else than useless everyday bathroom accesories. Desperately he throws a bottle of shampoo at the coffin. It has no effect. The man reaches out again, this time grabbing his toothbrush. For a short moment the man feels a glimpse of hope but it dies out as soon as the toothbrush lands on the coffin with no impact. He throws out his arm again, hitting a medi-kit. As a last resort he flings open the kit and feels around for anything remotely useful. The coffin is closing in. The man picks up a bottle of cough drops and tosses it forward without even looking at what it is. The bottle hits the coffin. The coffin stopped.

Alright then, it's your turn. Don't worry, you can post good jokes too, I won't laugh. Unless it really is a good joke.

So wait, now that PK's on a crusade, who's holding the fort together?

Pfft, all that helping others dribble is just a cover-up. The real reason for this trip is elephants. That's right. PK has an inexplainable love for these animals, something he has only shared with me for some reason. Don't look it up, just trust me. "Coincidentally" he's going to India and Africa, both of which have a fair share of elephants. I think it's safe to say this is the main reason for his trip. Remember, you heard it from me first.

Good luck and all that, it looks pretty gnarly.

I've decided to dismiss this as some crazy Illuminati conspiracy theory, at least for now. The moment they announce this I'm going to run around yelling "I told you so!"

Where did you find my search history?

Well someone mentioned this on another forum, in a topic about the connection between some rappers and Illuminati so yeah, I'm sure that makes this global destruction of the Internet look very legit.

Basically, according to this video something big will be happening around year 2012.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/A2XPiqhN_Ns&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/A2XPiqhN_Ns&rel=1</a>

In a nutshell, not only will you have to pay the monthly fee for your internet connection but for websites too. This would majorly reduce the page visits and slowly kill most of the "independent" websites and only the big sites like Myspace would be left. In other words the internet would be pretty much dead.

I really didn't know whether to post this in the Random Forum or here since this could just be some giant prank or something like that but I decided this sounds more drastic and kewl in  this forum so here it is. If this turns out to be legit you can guess what would happen to eg. Isara when the page hits is cut by 99%. I thought I'd do my part and spread the message of the nerdiest resistance force in history, just in case there is some crazy corporate pull-in scheme going on. So share your thoughts, virtual apocalypse or Ashton Kutcher's newest Punk'd episode?

Also, the topic title is a reference to this picture. That is all, thank you.

She should've bought the tape and then "donated" the money later, that way she would have seemed really generous. There's several issues with logic and morale in this plan but maybe those can be ignored.