Yeah I read somewhere about a zookeeper getting hospitalized after being attacked by one of the zoo's anteaters. But who can stay mad at them when they have such funny snouts and puffy tails?




Ta dah, Isara's new mascot.

It can't have been easy to judge from his fierce, unamused look.

That's great, he definitely deserves it. Congrats PK.

That has no relevance to this. I just think anteaters are funny, even more so when they're wearing shirts. Happy birthday.

So I entered the keywords "chompoo birthday" and this came up in the results. I don't know if it's a video from the future showing you on your deathbed or not but happy birthday anyway.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/P1AU32AaZaI&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/P1AU32AaZaI&rel=1</a>

I have a soft spot for jokes with bad puns. This can be our little huge, world-famous joke zone, the PUNJAB of PUNS. See? See? I'll start with this nice joke.

A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP... BUMP... behind him. He looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him ...BUMP... BUMP...BUMP... The man keeps walking, unwilling to get involved in whatever that strange coffin is about. He looks back one last time and sees that the coffin is closing in on him with increasing speed. Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...faster... faster... BUMP...BUMP...BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...on the heals of the terrified man. He looks around and rushes upstairs. He heads to the bathroom and locks the door behind him. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. Suddenly the man can hear the coffin hopping up the stairs, with the lid still flapping about. clappity-BUMP-clappity...clappity-BUMP-clappity. It nears the bathroom door. With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but he can't find anything else than useless everyday bathroom accesories. Desperately he throws a bottle of shampoo at the coffin. It has no effect. The man reaches out again, this time grabbing his toothbrush. For a short moment the man feels a glimpse of hope but it dies out as soon as the toothbrush lands on the coffin with no impact. He throws out his arm again, hitting a medi-kit. As a last resort he flings open the kit and feels around for anything remotely useful. The coffin is closing in. The man picks up a bottle of cough drops and tosses it forward without even looking at what it is. The bottle hits the coffin. The coffin stopped.

Alright then, it's your turn. Don't worry, you can post good jokes too, I won't laugh. Unless it really is a good joke.

So wait, now that PK's on a crusade, who's holding the fort together?

Pfft, all that helping others dribble is just a cover-up. The real reason for this trip is elephants. That's right. PK has an inexplainable love for these animals, something he has only shared with me for some reason. Don't look it up, just trust me. "Coincidentally" he's going to India and Africa, both of which have a fair share of elephants. I think it's safe to say this is the main reason for his trip. Remember, you heard it from me first.

Good luck and all that, it looks pretty gnarly.

I've decided to dismiss this as some crazy Illuminati conspiracy theory, at least for now. The moment they announce this I'm going to run around yelling "I told you so!"

Where did you find my search history?

Well someone mentioned this on another forum, in a topic about the connection between some rappers and Illuminati so yeah, I'm sure that makes this global destruction of the Internet look very legit.

Basically, according to this video something big will be happening around year 2012.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/A2XPiqhN_Ns&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/A2XPiqhN_Ns&rel=1</a>

In a nutshell, not only will you have to pay the monthly fee for your internet connection but for websites too. This would majorly reduce the page visits and slowly kill most of the "independent" websites and only the big sites like Myspace would be left. In other words the internet would be pretty much dead.

I really didn't know whether to post this in the Random Forum or here since this could just be some giant prank or something like that but I decided this sounds more drastic and kewl in  this forum so here it is. If this turns out to be legit you can guess what would happen to eg. Isara when the page hits is cut by 99%. I thought I'd do my part and spread the message of the nerdiest resistance force in history, just in case there is some crazy corporate pull-in scheme going on. So share your thoughts, virtual apocalypse or Ashton Kutcher's newest Punk'd episode?

Also, the topic title is a reference to this picture. That is all, thank you.

She should've bought the tape and then "donated" the money later, that way she would have seemed really generous. There's several issues with logic and morale in this plan but maybe those can be ignored.

That's not PK, he wears a blue shirt. What is this? Congrats to your evil twin.

Go with the flow, that's what I say. That's how I have planned to travel. That's probably how I'll end up stuck in some obscure corner of the Earth too. Oh well. This is not good advice. I apologize. It's probably best if you try to read this backwards somehow in a desperate attempt to forget it. But hey, if you go to Thailand, go to Nong Khai. Enough of this old man's ramblings.

Should've voted for the boat ride, I would have been cool and indvidualistic.

Yes, it was very confusing. For a moment I forgot who I was. I meowed for an hour.

As much as I'd love to vote, I can't. I think it's a bit unfair, everyone should be able to vote since it more or less affects the whole world. Then again, it's a bit logical that only americans can vote in the US elections.

It's actually kinda sad I can remember that sandwich incident. I guess endless Friends reruns will do that.

Ross Geller needs one.

The world needs free hugs, I heard free hugs stop all these school shootings. All. Don't look it up, just trust me.

Oh look, it's Ming. How's Bangkok?

Looks interesting.

I felt like I was watching the Academy Awards or something.